Episode two of Bad Grills

Bad grills: Episode 1

Prison cookery show featuring some easy to prepare recipes in a cell or in your own home 

Bad Grills will FINALLY commence filming next week. hooraaah

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The Adventures Development of Jockey Chan.

Escorts for Jockey Chan?

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When you wish a cartoon was real, it could be construed as sad, when you wish a cartoon you drew was real, it’s time to get out more! 

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When you wish a cartoon was real, it could be construed as sad, when you wish a cartoon you drew was real, it’s time to get out more! 

all the best Christening anthems, for all your Christening after party needs. Rave On!

Disclaimer:we are not promoting the use of glow sticks in church.

all the best Christening anthems, for all your Christening after party needs. Rave On!

Disclaimer:
we are not promoting the use of glow sticks in church.

Kitchen Olympics 2012. 

Kitchen Olympics 2012. 

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Have you seen Oasisdating.com ads on TV? Super Manc considered it… 

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Have you seen Oasisdating.com ads on TV? Super Manc considered it… 

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Forget 007 and Q, Super Manc has his own go to guy!

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Forget 007 and Q, Super Manc has his own go to guy!

‘FOOTBALLERS COULD END UP ON WRONG SIDE OF FROZEN PRODUCE’ WARNS FROZEN FOOD EXPERT.Following football’s newest racism scandal, which involves Ashley Cole and Twitter, people ‘in the know’ are now telling people to be vigilant as members of the Freezer Underworld look to claim the name ‘Choc Ice’ back as their own.As unwarranted namedrops outside of the Frozen community rise, specialists are issuing this advice –• Look out for tell-tale trails of water leading from any freezers as this could mean food has escaped.• Watch out for drops in Freezer temperature – produce will often make itself colder before leaving the habitat to delay any chance of melting.• Avoid listening to ‘Hey Ya’. Not only will the repetition of a complete moron shouting ‘ice cold’ anger those living in your freezer, it can also irritate the shit out of anyone within earshot and result in hospitalization for whoever’s stupid enough to listen to OutKast in the year 2012.People are also advised to be vigilant and to report any suspicious activity to the police. Be wary at all times, as doing so could result in the deaths of hundreds and thousands, though if anyone becomes involved in a face-to-face encounter with talking food of any description, immediate psychiatric help must be sought immediately.Professor I. Terole, author of ‘Freezer Foods and Human Relations: A Study’, said “It’s important for humans to grasp the implications of what they are doing – for some people, it could end in disaster. The Ten Commandments clearly state that one shouldn’t ‘take Iced names in vain’ – this is a clear breach of everything sacred to frozen desserts and, although he is definitely not involved with the Mafia IN ANY WAY, foodstuffs like Mr. Choc Ice will obviously now try and make this known to everyone.’-ENDS-For more information, contact Kate Quinn at The Water Board on 0161 246 2423 or email info@priorygroup.com.

‘FOOTBALLERS COULD END UP ON WRONG SIDE OF FROZEN PRODUCE’ WARNS FROZEN FOOD EXPERT.

Following football’s newest racism scandal, which involves Ashley Cole and Twitter, people ‘in the know’ are now telling people to be vigilant as members of the Freezer Underworld look to claim the name ‘Choc Ice’ back as their own.

As unwarranted namedrops outside of the Frozen community rise, specialists are issuing this advice –

• Look out for tell-tale trails of water leading from any freezers as this could mean food has escaped.

• Watch out for drops in Freezer temperature – produce will often make itself colder before leaving the habitat to delay any chance of melting.

• Avoid listening to ‘Hey Ya’. Not only will the repetition of a complete moron shouting ‘ice cold’ anger those living in your freezer, it can also irritate the shit out of anyone within earshot and result in hospitalization for whoever’s stupid enough to listen to OutKast in the year 2012.


People are also advised to be vigilant and to report any suspicious activity to the police. Be wary at all times, as doing so could result in the deaths of hundreds and thousands, though if anyone becomes involved in a face-to-face encounter with talking food of any description, immediate psychiatric help must be sought immediately.

Professor I. Terole, author of ‘Freezer Foods and Human Relations: A Study’, said “It’s important for humans to grasp the implications of what they are doing – for some people, it could end in disaster. The Ten Commandments clearly state that one shouldn’t ‘take Iced names in vain’ – this is a clear breach of everything sacred to frozen desserts and, although he is definitely not involved with the Mafia IN ANY WAY, foodstuffs like Mr. Choc Ice will obviously now try and make this known to everyone.’

-ENDS-

For more information, contact Kate Quinn at The Water Board on 0161 246 2423 or email info@priorygroup.com.

Teach your child to talk like a twat from an early age! 
"Rice Pudding"

Teach your child to talk like a twat from an early age! 

"Rice Pudding"

Lyrics for a new song about incest, witches and gammon:

The secret of Paddy’s patio

Little Mary was lost in M32
her cousin had Wields disease what could he do?
She saw a duck in the hedge so she followed it through
trying to make her way home for some of mammy’s stew

Once she crossed through the hedge Mary thought she was safe
she was in her uncle’s house, yet things there had changed
Uncle Paddy was suddenly fused to his chair
the curtains were missing and the cupboards were bare

A letter for Mary explained the commotion
and how her and her cousin held the solution
it was down to Mary and Colin to save the day
so with some gammon and choc-ices they were on their way

In the distance they could see the trouble causer
The wicked witch of the North-West water
she had cursed the family and was trying to expose
A self-defence murder which occurred years ago

Colin had to get a grip there was fuck all wrong with him
Mary kissed him on the lips, he was suddenly strong again
gone was his sickness, gone was his meekness
and there in his hands was the witches weakness

Blister packed gammon in all of its glory
struck down the witch and ended our story
Paddy was free from his chair and Colin was better
and the murder was hidden forever and ever

Now Mary didn’t like crime but blood is thicker than murder
and then came the wine that made her feel better
so choc-ices in hand , a drunk Mary and Colin
Strolled in to the sunset all thanks to the gammon 

Video diary from the Escorts for Jockeys